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[Intro:] 
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings 
But I'm only going to get this one chance 
(Six minutes, six minutes) 
Something's wrong, I can feel it 
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) 
Just a feeling I've got 
Like something's about to happen 
But I don't know what 
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble 
Big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say 
I'm not taking any chances 
You were just what the doctor ordered 

[Bridge:] 
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God 
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod 
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox? 
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot 

[Verse 1:] 
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes 
I got a laptop in my back pocket 
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it 
Got a fat knot from that rap profit 
Made a living and a killing off it 
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office 
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack 
I'm an MC still as honest 
But as rude and indecent as all hell 
Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) 
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop 
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match 
With this rappidy rap 
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac 
Pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac 
Now the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts 
While I'm practicing 
And now I should be able to break a motherfuckin' table 
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half 
Only realized it was ironic 
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact 
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs 
Feel my wrath of attack 
Rappers are having a rough time period 
Here's a maxipad 
It's actually disastrously bad 
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as 

[Bridge:] 
Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God 
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod 
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox? 
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard 

[Verse 2:] 
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap 
Immortality like I have got 
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's 
Simply rage and youthful exuberance 
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance 
Hit the earth like an asteroid 
Did nothing but shoot for the moon since 
MC's get taken to school with this music 
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust the rhyme 
Now I lead a new school full of students 
Me? I'm a product of Rakim 
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac n' 
W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren 
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim 
Inspired enough to one day grow up 
Blow up and be in a position 
To meet Run DMC and induct them 
Into the motherfuckin' Rock n' 
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church 
And burst in a ball of flames 
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame 
On the wall of shame 
You fags think it's all a game 
'Til I walk a flock of flames 
Off of planking 
Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? 
Little gay looking boy 
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy 
You witnessing a massacre like you watching a church gathering 
And take place looking boy 
Oy vey, that boy's gay 
That's all they say looking boy 
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back 
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy 
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? 
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy 
I'm a work for everything I have 
Never ask nobody for shit 
Get outta my face looking boy 
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable 
To keep it up with the same pace looking boy 


[Bridge:] 
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God 
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod 
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar 
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God 
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard 

[Verse 3:] 
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin 
You rodent, I'm omnipotent 
Let off then I'm reloading 
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' 
And I should not be woken 
I'm the walking dead 
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating 
But I got your mom deep throating 
I'm out my ramen noodle 
We have nothing in common, poodle 
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself 
In the arm and pay homage, pupil 
It's me 
My honesty's brutal 
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize 
What I do though for good 
At least once in a while so I wanna make sure 
Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle 
Enough rhymes to 
Maybe to try to help get some people through tough times 
But I gotta keep a few punchlines 
Just in case cause even you unsigned 
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime 
I know there was a time where once I 
Was king of the underground 
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind 
So I crunch rhymes 
But sometimes when you combine 
Appeal with the skin color of mine 
You get too big and here it comes trying to 
Censor you like that one line I said 
On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP 
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine 
Put 'em all in a line 
Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine 
See if I get away with it now 
That I ain't as big as I was, but I've 
Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal 
You're stuck in a timewarp from two thousand four though 
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for 
You're pointless as Rapunzel 
With fucking cornrows 
You're like normal, fuck being normal 
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future 
Just to come and shoot ya 
Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag 
At Maywhether's pad singin' to a man 
While they played piano 
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special 
On the cable channel 
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day 
"Hey, Fab, I'm a kill you" 
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) 
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human 
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman 
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you saying's 
Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you 
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating 
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating 
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting 
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating 
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated 
I make elevating music 
You make elevator music 
Oh, he's too mainstream 
Well, that's what they do 
And they get jealous, they confuse it 
It's not hip hop, it's pop 
Cause I found a hella way to fuse it 
With rock, shock rap with Doc 
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it 
I don't know how to make songs like that 
I don't know what words to use 
Let me know when it occurs to you 
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you 
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you 
How many verses I gotta murder to 
Prove that if you're half as nice at songs 
You can sacrifice virgins too 
School flunkie, pill junky 
But look at the accolades these skills brung me 
Full of myself, but still hungry 
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to 
When I'm a million leagues above you 
I'll when I speak in tongues 
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you 
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel 
I'm asleep in the front seat 
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys 
Still chunky, but funky 
But in my head there's something 
I can feel tugging and struggling 
Angels fight with devils and 
Here's what they want from me 
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate 
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had 
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation 
And understand the discrimination 
But fuck it 
Life's handing you lemons 
Make lemonade then 
But if I can't batter the women 
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? 


Don't mistake it for Satan 
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas 
And take a vacation to trip a broad 
And make her fall on her face and 
Don't be a retard, be a king? 
Think not 
Why be a king when you can be a God?

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